
Today's Team in Training group run was brought to you by a four-letter word: SNOW. Mounds and mounds of the white stuff greeted me everywhere, including on the unplowed entry road to the park. (I uttered several other four-letter words as I came crawling up the road in first gear: "I drove all this *%&#^ way to run in this *%&#^# mess? Are you $%*#ing me?")
It was very nice to look at, but I doubted it was going to be as nice to run in.
It was very nice to look at, but I doubted it was going to be as nice to run in.
Fortunately, several of my favorite teammates were there to commiserate with, including Lindsey and Angie!
Snow-covered cattails and conifers
And of course, we cannot forget Melissa, who had been up late hosting a dinner party the night before and reported she needed a good 14-mile run to "run off my hangover." (Sangria is a cruel mistress.) I hereby nominate Melissa for Best Dressed Team in Training Member. She looks better in her stylin' running outfits than I do in formalwear.
Coach Rob told us that the plow had only managed to uncover three miles of trail, so everyone would just have to run "only" six miles today. (Six was what my schedule called for, so I was not bothered in the slightest.) Melissa was very upset and wanted to go the full 14, and luckily for her, Coach Paul pulled in just then and confirmed the plow had made it that far. (Say it with me: Runners. Are. Masochists!)There were also about a dozen people there with Coach Kevin and the Summer Team (we are the Spring Team) for their very first group run. We are about halfway through our schedule now--time flies when you're on the run!
We pushed off around 8:15 and took it slow for the first few minutes--muscles take longer to warm up in cold weather. I wished I hadn't had to leave my camera behind at the parking lot as we jogged with views of pristine, untouched snow under a canopy of white-veined branches in every direction. Lindsey, Angela, and I soon found ourselves bringing up the rear of the runners' group, but we were too busy keeping our footing in the now-packed, now-shifting snow underfoot to care. ("It's like running on a beach," panted Lindsey at one point, and yes, it was. Only there was a distressing shortage of cabana boys and umbrella-topped drinks, and none of us were in bikinis.)
We'd only gone a little over a mile when my stomach started growling. Oh, great. I had forgotten to put the nuts in my steel cut oats, and I skipped the scrambled eggs I ate before previous group runs. Apparently I was not going to be able to get away with it today. It had only been a little over two hours since I'd finished my breakfast, and darn if I wasn't hungry again. I seem to do better with a little more protein in my breakfast. (Or maybe I should get myself checked for tapeworms...)
On and on we went, my stomach embarrassing me all the way. Lindsey and I both kept looking at our watches and wondering why we weren't at the turnaround point yet. We finally got there at about 39 minutes into the run. Either the snow really slowed us down, or we were really coasting at the beginning, or both! A big cooler filled with water, sports drinks, and energy gels awaited us. I was in desperate straits, fueling-wise, and I knew the moment had come. It was time to step up and become "hard core."
I was going to have to eat a gel.
The very thought made my toes curl, but running three miles back to the parking lot on an empty stomach was not an option. It was time to earn my "diehard crazy masochist runner" card and eat an energy gel. Yes, those gels, the ones people have referred to as "like eating cake frosting" or less charitably as "Have you ever had a sinus infection? That's the consistency they have." Eric and Melissa (not Stylin' Melissa, this Melissa) were there attempting to throw back some gels themselves. The looks on their faces were not encouraging. "Don't smell it," Melissa warned us before adding thoughtfully, "And the consistency's like snot." Eeeeewww!!!
I poured myself a cup of water, steeled myself, and reached down into the cooler like I was going into a lobster tank. This is what I fished out:
One Power Bar vanilla-flavored gel. 110 calories and 27 grams of carbohydrate packed into a teensy little foil pack. Would it be my doom or my salvation? Only one way to find out...I went for an "avoid the taste" strategy, squirting a little into my mouth an instant before taking a nice swallow of water. It worked, and I just noticed a sort-of-vanilla flavor rather than the apocalypse I had expected. Heartened, I repeated this maneuver several times. I did taste a bit more of it at the end, and you know what? It wasn't terrible. The consistency wasn't as thick as I had imagined it would be, and the stuff reminded me ever so slightly of vanilla yogurt, which I like. Not delicious, but not gag-inducing either.
So yay, I survived ingesting my first gel! Now to see whether it would shut my stomach up and let me run for a while in peace. After taking our sweet time at the water station (we were all a little freaked out by the gels, to be honest) and stretching some tight muscles, we started the return trip to our cars.
More of the path had been plowed, so the running got a little easier until we caught up to the plow and saw why he was making such slow progress--he kept getting stuck trying to push enormous mountains of snow along in front of him. We ran by him on the road as he spun his wheels a few times trying to push a pile of snow taller than we were.
The run back seemed to take longer even though I was sure we were moving faster. I forgot to turn my watch off at the water stop, so my chrono display was basically useless. "We've been running for an HOUR?!" I shrieked in frustration. "No," Lindsey yelled back, "only 51 minutes!" (She had turned her watch off at the water stop. Yay!)
We eventually saw Eric and Melissa ahead of us in the distance and resolved to reel them in if we could. (It gave us something to do besides wonder if we had been sucked into a wrinkle in the space-time continuum and were in fact traversing an endless snowy Moebius strip.) To top it off, my stomach started grumbling again somewhere after we hit mile 5. Apparently I have the metabolism of a 250-pound runner. I did eventually catch up to them just before our turnoff popped up in the distance like land after a three-month ocean voyage. "There's our road!!" I yelled gleefully back to Lindsey and Angie. "We turn there!"
At that point, all thoughts of decorum and finishing as a group, we are a team, blah blah blah flew straight out of my head. I just wanted this long, long run to be over, and I picked it up and passed Melissa, heading down the turnoff to the parking lot at the back and the big can of pretzel rods handily left on Coach Rob's trunk for us to dig into.
My watch said 1:24:15 when I hit the button, but I suspect my actual time (minus the water/gel stop) was more like 1:15:00. Lindsey came in not too far behind me, and her watch said 1:16:15. Gmaps pedometer says we actually covered 6.09 miles. 6.09 miles in 1:15:00 is a 12:19 pace per mile. So yeah, we ran S-L-O-W in the S-N-O-W, but at least it we got it in the books.
The best way to make anything taste delicious, I am certain, is to eat it at the end of a six-mile run. Those pretzel rods were divine! Lindsey and Angie and I walked and drank water and ate pretzels to cool down, and then I dutifully grabbed my exercise mat and lay down under the covered picnic shelter to do my stretches.
I swore in shock at how much it hurt when I picked up my right leg for the first stretch. With gritted teeth, I reminded myself to breathe and relax as I looked at the birds' nests and cobwebs dotting the timbers under the ceiling. The picnic table benches worked nicely for the hamstring stretches, but I had to use the ladies' room for my IT band stretch so I could brace myself against a wall without slipping on the snow.
After a Sunday Group Run, nothing beats Sunday brunch at my favorite little local place. Today there was a yummy egg casserole with spinach, mushrooms, onions, cheese and sour cream. A most excellent recovery meal!


























