Sunday, May 16: RACE DAY!!!
After going to bed at 9:30 PM, falling asleep around 10, and spending a while staring at the ceiling between midnight and 1 AM, the radio alarm nearly makes me jump out of my skin when it goes off at 4:30 AM. No sooner have I leapt out of bed and turned it off than my watch alarm starts beep-beeping insistently. My husband merely turns over and goes back to sleep.
It's here! Race day is finally here! The day I've been training for since November has finally arrived! The first order of business is to move all my clothes into the bathroom, after which I take my race-morning Excedrin and start pounding back the water. Next, I put on most of my race gear, hanging the sunglasses and visor on the hallway doorknob so I'll remember them as I head out. The roll of BodyGlide I received as TNT swag way back in December is completely used up by the time I finish slathering my thighs (shorts chafing is BAD, BAD stuff) and feet, being especially careful to cover my bunions and the spaces between each toe. BodyGlide is white and smeary--like a less greasy version of Crisco. Friction is the enemy that creates blisters, so a little Crisco-y gunkiness is a small price to pay to keep it at bay.

Look, I can dress myself! Unfortunately, I wasn't smart enough to put my contacts in before I set the self-timer and took this picture.
Now comes the daring part of my pre-race prep. The coaches told us over and over again not to mess with our routines on race day, and John Bingham's bulleted list of things to remember at the end of the race prep chapter reads exactly as follows:
Remember:
- Don't try anything new on race day.
- Don't try anything new on race day.
- Whatever you are feeling during race week, it's normal.
- Don't try anything new on race day.
- Pay even more attention to what you eat the week before the race.
- Don't try anything new on race day.
- Staying hydrated all week is as important as hydrating during the race.
- Don't try anything new on race day.
- Don't try anything new on race day.
The only problem is, my pre-race meal consists of two scrambled eggs and half a toasted buttered bagel. The restaurant hotel downstairs doesn't even open until 6:30. Clearly, the only alternative is...

...to set up the griddle and scramble your own eggs on the bathroom counter. I am scared to death I am going to set off the smoke alarm, but thankfully, I don't. Even on HIGH, the griddle cooks the eggs more slowly than I am used to at home, putting me a little behind schedule, but the eggs taste just like they are supposed to. Yay!!

Next, I have to toast a bagel. Now I am REALLY scared I'm going to set off the alarm, but luck is on my side, and I don't. (Mom cleaned out the crumbs from the bottom to prevent this. Thanks, Mom!) I butter and eat half of it, just like at home. Yum! Then I cut the other half in half, slather some peanut butter on it and top it with some banana slices, and voila--an Elvis bagel! This is what I eat closer to the race start so I am well fueled. I put the Elvis bagel in a baggie, check everything through one last time (gels: check, bottle of water to drink on the way: check, throwaway sweatshirt and gloves: check, and visor and sunglasses: check.), kiss my husband good-bye, and head downstairs to our meeting point, a fountain in the hotel lobby.
Even though we were told to report at 5:30, no one seems to care that I am five minutes late. The whole area is awash in purple and alive with nervous chatter. People are guzzling water, nervously adjusting their bibs, re-affixing tape with their names on it, and taking Sharpies to the backs of their fellow runners' legs.

Kelli helpfully writes "FIRST TIMER" on the backs of my legs--and immediately after she finishes, I realize I should have had her write "FOR MOM" instead. D'oh! Amy gets her legs marked with "CANCER SUCKS"--a sentiment we can all agree with. I stand around with my Sharpie legs and munch on my Elvis bagel, nibble by nibble, until I look down and realize I am about to eat my fingers. Did it taste good? I couldn't tell you, but I have consumed it. Mission accomplished.
Before we leave the hotel to walk over to the start line, we swarm the fountain for a group photo:

GO TEAM! I'm at the back left, next to the lady with the light-colored visor.
It is 6:15 by the time we leave the hotel. The gun is at 7:00, less than an hour away! It's a glorious morning, nice and cool, though it looks like the sun is coming out. Darn, I was hoping it would stay cloudy. It is nippy enough that I am glad to have my sweatshirt and gloves on. After just a few blocks, we turn a corner and see the masses of runners milling around. Staying true to my race-day routine, I immediately get in the first port-a-potty line I see.

That doesn't look so bad, right?

This is why it's so important to get in line IMMEDIATELY.
I am in and out of the line within 15 minutes, and since the potties are three blocks away from the start line, I decide to walk over to the start line with my brothers and sisters in purple rather than get back in the line again. (Remember the part about not changing your race-day routine? I always hit the port-a-potty twice before the gun. This is going to come back to bite me in the butt.)

Before things get too busy in the start area, Lindsey and I pose for a picture.
Soon, the start area is packed to the gills with people stretching back three blocks from the actual start line. My posse of purple people is about two blocks back. There's a 50-ish guy with the spectators on the sidewalk nearby holding up a sign that reads, "I'm here to watch my daughter's first time. Is that weird?" We all laugh at that one.
Shortly before the gun, a woman launches into the national anthem, and we runners slowly fall silent as we realize what is happening. Her voice shimmers off the storefronts and lobbies on either side of us, and the great mass of runners stands still and solemn as stone. Elbow-to-elbow with my fellows, I lift my face heavenward to see a deep blue sky interwoven with lacy filigree wisps of divinely white cloud. I gawp at the sky and feel the woman's vibrato rise up from the pavement through the bottoms of my feet and think I might spontaneously combust of happiness.
I did it. I am here. My parents are here, my husband is here. The weather is nigh-on perfect. I have trained to the best of my ability and am ready to race. I even got my pre-race food perfect. Everything is perfect. Everything...except...I really need to hit the bathroom one more time...
Then the gun goes off.

See the short skinny guy with the red shoes, white singlet, and sunglasses? He ends up winning the marathon.
The running peasantry in the cheap seats doesn't even begin to move for about 30 seconds, and then there's a lot of stop-and-go action. It's like LA at rush hour. It takes me 5 minutes and 36 seconds just to reach the START line. I remove my sweatshirt to make sure the timing mat at the start line (where the red and blue metal plates run across the road) can read the timing chip embedded in my bib, and then there is no stopping me!

CHARRRRGE!!

A nice closeup of me heading down the first hill
I'm just jogging along, starting to warm up and make sure everything's working, when we get to the bottom of the hill and make our first turn. There's a band there, and they're playing "Wipeout." Which I hope I don't do on course.
I'm next to some Team in Training people I don't recognize, and we're just trotting along in silence. Just after the turn, I see a group of port-a-potties off to the right, set well back from the course so that most people aren't even seeing them. The line looks pretty short. I might as well lose the time right at the beginning when I'll have the whole course to make it up...
I wish the purple people good luck and veer off to the port-a-potty line. My watch reads 5:41 when I get there. Wow, I ran for five whole minutes without stopping! Oooooy. As always, even though there are only three people in front of me in my line, it moves slower than all the others. By the time I am jogging back to the course, my watch reads 8:54. When you figure in the extra seconds on either end of my watch-gazing, I've lost three and a half minutes. But I feel so much better, and now I am ready to race! I ditch the sweatshirt and will remain in short sleeves the rest of the way. I stuff the garden gloves in my pocket.

Amazingly, the photographer got me again just as I returned to the course. You can see the Rock Hall in the background, and that purple lady in the foreground of the picture? I talked to her for a minute on my way by! She and the other lady in the picture were both walkers.
There are two nice things about starting at the very back of the pack: first, you are constantly passing people (and this continued for pretty much the ENTIRE RACE--very few people passed me, but I passed a boatload of folks), and second, you get to say hi to all your teammates on your way by! I really liked seeing everyone and saying hello. The very first one I saw (who I actually knew) was Renee, who was very easy to pick out in her bright pink windbreaker! Shortly after Mile 1, I saw Brittany, and let me just say, no one pulls off runner sunglasses better than Brittany. She had these really cool orange-yellow ones that she simply OWNED.
Coach Rob and Coach Paul were at the top of the hill and looked surprised that I was so far back, but I quickly explained why and they wished me good luck.

This is two miles in, where we turned the corner to our first bridge, the Lorain Carnegie Bridge. I'm not in this picture.
It's a long, wide bridge, and I finally feel like I have the space to breathe and think and find my stride. I think about Amanda and Anonymous and Jill and Susanne and Dorothee and look out over the water. It's a glorious morning and I am enjoying myself.
About halfway up to the bridge there is a
hilarious group of people on the right pretending to be a "hair band" and playing air guitar in time with the music coming out of their boom box. (I can't paste the picture here because it's from the Cleveland Plain Dealer, but trust me, it's cute! Click on the link to see it.)
Somewhere on the second half of the bridge, I see Liz. "How's your hip?" I ask her. "Good!" she replies.
We come off the bridge and into the Tremont neighborhood.

See? They even welcomed us with a banner! And there is also a water stop, which is a good thing because I'm getting a little thirsty. I feel great, though, so I'm not going to break out a gel until the next stop at mile 4.5. I glance at my watch and am not too unhappy with the time, though I can't remember what it was now.
I turn onto West 11th and someone's got a boom box blasting "You Really Got Me" as I go by. I LOVE that song! I do a little fist-pumping in time with the music as I pass. There are lots of people lining the streets since the weather is so nice, and I am getting tons of love from the crowd, mostly in the exhortation "Go TEAM!" although some people also call me out by name. I LOVE the attention and try to thank the people who cheer me on.

Look, it's Ty! I catch up to him somewhere on West 11th, and boy, is it nice to hang with another purple jersey for a while. Plus, he's not a slowpoke, so I know I am getting closer to the pace I want to be at. We chat a little about nothing in particular until we hit the next water stop at Barber and West 25th. I break out a Tropical gel (with 25 mg of caffeine) and move to the side and walk while I chug it down. I really need to remember to get the gel out and open BEFORE I take the water. It is really tough to open those Hammer gels with your mouth.
Ty is stopping to do the salt here, so I move on ahead, though I'm sure he'll catch me again at the next water stop, and to my delight, while motoring down West 25th, cruising past the Mile 5 marker, I see two familiar purple people running side by side--Angela and Lindsey! God, is it good to see them!
"What's wrong?" Lindsey asks. "You're not supposed to be behind us!" I explain again about the whole bathroom thing, and we hang together for a little bit before I start to push on ahead.
The next water stop is just before Mile 6, and it is here that I am going to "do the salt" and have some Powerade. I have wrapped my salt packets in some tin foil so they don't end up all soggy and sweaty, but I didn't count on having to carefully unwrap the foil with clumsy runner fingers that have been on the road for a good hour now. I have to come to a complete stop and concentrate to get my salt packet out. I tip back the salt, hastily down the Powerade, and call it good.

Ohio City was AWESOME. There were lots of people out cheering, and they had wonderful signs.

I liked this one even though I wasn't doing the full marathon. Other good signs included "If it were easy, I'd be out there with you" and "Those shorts make your butt look FAST!"
"You look like a pro, not a first-timer!" says a familiar voice behind me as we head up West 38th. It's Jan (and he's talking about the "FIRST TIMER" Kelli Sharpie'd onto my calves)! This guy is amazing--he has done 13 events for Team in Training and just did a triathlon two weeks ago. He's "just" going to run the half today. Oh yeah, just a walk in the park! I grin and tell him how much I love the crowd support, and that I really do feel like a rock star! "If you think
this is good, you should do Akron," he says. "That makes this look like nothing!" And on he goes...

This is Jan. If you squint, you can see me in the back--look for the purple jersey and blue visor.
I am grinning like a fool. I am having SO MUCH fun! Up ahead are the blue-and-red metal plates to mark my 10K split. I've made it nearly halfway through the race--just 11K more to go, or about 6.9 miles, and I'll be done! It's hard to believe the race is nearly half over! But where are Kelli and Amy? I haven't caught them yet! Will I see them in the second half, or am I hopelessly behind?
As I approach the timing mat, I see a photographer poised up ahead. It's nice to actually
see one for once, and I give him a giant grin and a thumbs up on my way by.

(Will Amanda catch Amy and Kelli? Has she run too hard in the first half trying to make up for the time she lost in the port-a-potty line? Will she beat Oprah even with this setback? To find out, tune in to Part 4 of Amanda's race weekend report!!! )